absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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