I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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