I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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