Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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