dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Cover your peen. We're going out.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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