Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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