ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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