You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
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