goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
