White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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