so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I would ride that face into the sunset
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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