grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I had to cum in my sink.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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