I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
from now on my penis is your penis
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
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