When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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