Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize
