we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Someone shattered a urinal.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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