Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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