Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
This can only be settled by a dance off.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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