She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
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