Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
then he tried to convert me to islam
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
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