And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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