Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
soo... how was my night?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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