4 words: hood of his car
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
there is puke in my bra ... again
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