STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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