whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."�
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
NoShamevember. You game?
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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