I can tuck mytits in my pants
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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