you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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