Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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