Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
You pole danced in your parka.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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