they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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