He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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