Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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