so explain again why im purple
no
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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