so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
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