I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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