I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I just had sex on a roof
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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