We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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