Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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