Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
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