Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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