Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
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