CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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