whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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