I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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