just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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