Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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