so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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