I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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