Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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