at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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